So I'm a dumbass

Okay, friends, in anticipation of Harry Potter, I would like to perform a spell: Accio cell phone! Oh, damn. Anyway, I left my cell phone at my grandmother's, and I'm at my aunt's, so if you'd like to contact me you should do it via email or this blog (or IM, if I happen to be on). I only say this because it's HP Weekend and people might feel compelled to, uh, I don't know, share their reading experiences or whatnot. But probably not. Probably nobody will call me at all, which is fine, since I don't have my cell phone and anyway I'll be reading all weekend. With that in mind, Happy HP everybody, try not to post spoilers on the blog (although, hello, who needs to be told this more than me?) and if I don't pick up my phone don't be mad. Love you!