Things are lookin' up!
So I've been calling people steadily over the past hour or whatever, but I figure I'd just send out a blanket announcement: I GOT A JOB! It's at a company called The Book Report Network, and it's an Internet marketing job, which is probably not exactly what I want to do long term (although I don't know that for a fact, as I have very little job experience, comparatively), but it's great experience and I think I could do a lot of cool stuff for the company--plus, free books! The perks are amazing, for people who are obsessed with (read: addicted to) books. Thanks for the prayers, chaps--they worked!
Now, of course, I have to find a place to live so that I don't completely alienate Cambria's roommate forever (I officially move to NY next Friday; I start the job on Nov 12). I wasn't worrying about that because I was all, "One thing at a time, or your head will explode," but now that the job thing is taken care of, I kind of have to deal with this. Especially before Kim and Carrie get here, so nobody has to sleep on the fire escape (could be fun, though--think about it and get back to me).
I don't really have any other news, although I would like to say that I'm glad our SoCal members are safe and sound (and, apparently, have mandatory vacay--way to go Kim). I'll leave you with this bit of drunken convo from Jenny and my night on the town when she came home on Tuesday (it's has explicit lyrics):
Jenny: I was dating this guy, but I had to break it off with him--he had a choad.
Anna: Uhhhhh...what's a "choad"?
Jenny: It's (lowers her voice) a really short, thick dick.
Anna: So you're not a girth person?
Jenny: Well, I am, but I'm also a length person.
Anna: So not too long, not too short, not too wide, not too thin--you want it just right?
Jenny: Exactly.
Anna: Jenny. You're Goldicocks*.
You're welcome!
*Okay, so at the time I was a little drunk and the best I could come up with was "Goldifucks", but "Goldicocks" (which I came up with the next morning) is so much better. So that's how I'm going to tell the story from now on--deal with it.
Now, of course, I have to find a place to live so that I don't completely alienate Cambria's roommate forever (I officially move to NY next Friday; I start the job on Nov 12). I wasn't worrying about that because I was all, "One thing at a time, or your head will explode," but now that the job thing is taken care of, I kind of have to deal with this. Especially before Kim and Carrie get here, so nobody has to sleep on the fire escape (could be fun, though--think about it and get back to me).
I don't really have any other news, although I would like to say that I'm glad our SoCal members are safe and sound (and, apparently, have mandatory vacay--way to go Kim). I'll leave you with this bit of drunken convo from Jenny and my night on the town when she came home on Tuesday (it's has explicit lyrics):
Jenny: I was dating this guy, but I had to break it off with him--he had a choad.
Anna: Uhhhhh...what's a "choad"?
Jenny: It's (lowers her voice) a really short, thick dick.
Anna: So you're not a girth person?
Jenny: Well, I am, but I'm also a length person.
Anna: So not too long, not too short, not too wide, not too thin--you want it just right?
Jenny: Exactly.
Anna: Jenny. You're Goldicocks*.
You're welcome!
*Okay, so at the time I was a little drunk and the best I could come up with was "Goldifucks", but "Goldicocks" (which I came up with the next morning) is so much better. So that's how I'm going to tell the story from now on--deal with it.
Labels: Anna's boring life, Jenny, jobs, life plans, moving
posted by Anonymous at 12:53 PM
2to the Izzo:
Anna I am SOOOO happy you got a job, I KNEW you would (you're TOO smart). Congrads!
I'm still trying to figure out what I can afford, but I get paid on Friday. New developments (aka he came crawling back) might be buying me a plane ticket to San Diego. Yes my life is a rollercoaster...I will be in touch with all.
Love you and miss you.
Carrie
ANNA GOT A JOB! WOO HOO!!!!
Also- gross comment from Jenny. :)
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