So you think you're a Scorpio? THINK AGAIN.

I hope you guys aren't so attached to your astrological sign, because THEY'VE CHANGED. Apparently something about the Earth wobbling on its axis every 25,000 years or something equally science-y. I'm no longer a Capricorn, in case you're interested--I'm a fucking Sagittarius. Which actually sort of makes me sad, which is weird, right? Because I don't actually buy into astrology? But remember how "Syzygy" was "my" X-Files episode because it takes place between Jan 12 and Jan 13 (my birthday), and with all the Capricorns and goats and so forth? Now it can't be "my" episode anymore. ASTROLOGY! You're ruining my EFFING X-Files fandom! [Jezebel]