Kitty Kafés (another idea Cambria should've thought of)

Get this: In Japan, you can go to a so-called cat café and pet a cat for $8 an hour! If these ever come to SLO, your mom should look into finally making Wee Milo get a job, Bri...he'd earn money just sitting in people's laps! Mrs. Foofy probs shouldn't apply though. If people have scratches up and down their faces, they probably won't buy the overpriced pillows and jewelry that earns the café their real dough. Hee! Kitty kafé!

ETA: I can't believe I'm the first person to use "Wee Milo" and "Mrs. Foofy" as tags.