“Oh, that’s a really cute little toyger you have there in your Dooney & Burke bag. I love it. So cute. Oh, this old thing? THIS IS JUST A FUCKING TIGER ON A DIAMOND LEASH WITH A COLLAR MADE OUT OF THE GOLD-PLATED HEADS OF TOYGERS.”
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“Oh, that’s a really cute little toyger you have there in your Dooney & Burke bag. I love it. So cute. Oh, this old thing? THIS IS JUST A FUCKING TIGER ON A DIAMOND LEASH WITH A COLLAR MADE OUT OF THE GOLD-PLATED HEADS OF TOYGERS.”
When a toyger goes to a party, everyone wants to play with it. "When a tiger goes to a party, everyone SHUTS THE FUCK UP.
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