i hate bouroughs or burroughs and also burros or whatever

Ladies and gentlemen may I please have your attention. I have just received a shocking and horrifying announcement...

Cannonball!! (oh Ron Burgandy)

But for real, I'm moving to Brooklyn. Sigh. It's fine. Sometimes I'm pretty excited, other times I wonder where my next Pinkberry is coming from. But I'm an addict.

So now that I'm defecting, here are a few things I can do to fit in with all the hipsters...

1) Wear my ridiculously tight and stretchy Cheap Monday jeans a lot. Like everyday. Probably better if they're a little dirty anyway.

2) Wear my amazing red sunglasses that Anna got me for my birthday. Then they'll know I'm cool.

3) Not brush my hair. Or wash it. Actually this isn't really a problem for me. I only wash my hair 2-3 times a week now, and I brush about the same amount. Maybe get shorter, thicker bangs.

4) Start listening to a lot of Au Revoir Simone and Hot Chip. Actually I like these bands. Crap, maybe I'm already a hipster and I don't even know it! It might be like herpes, I should get tested.

5) Learn some new slang? Not wear pearls as often? Ideas?

New address forthcoming, like as soon as I ask Jessica what it is.