A mid-afternoon email diversion
Cambria to Anna: hey cp it's cp. you're a tranny. are you still going to this? [Referring to an email arranging a little get-together celebrating the birthday of one of my friend Katie's coworkers, who we don't know.]
Anna to Cambria: Eh I don't know. I'm torn. Part of me wants to go, but that is not the part of me that just looked at my bank statement. Also? I went to Trader Joe's last night and have food in my house. Also? Greek is on tonight, live in your apartment! Are you wedded to it? I'd rather just go to trivia tomorrow. If we even do that.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
Cambria to Anna: i don't know...i think that caroline will be straight pissed if we skip her b-day party...not. we don't even know that clown. but trivia would be fun. i think i can scrounge up $5 for the occasion. as for tonight, i'm kind of feeling my portfolio. you're welcome to come over and watch tv, although i don't think that greek is on tonight. at least not on family channel. america's funniest home videos, nothing but the classiest. i'm sure we can find something. real housewives? pussilicious wasn't on last night and i nearly had a breakdown.
Anna to Cambria: OH, nevermind, Greek was on yesterday...check your DVR, I think I set it to record, because what's yours is mine apparently. Also, I'm rude. But in fairness, I did tell you I was doing it. I'm concerned that if we don't make it to Caroline's celebration, she won't come to yours. Something to think about. Caroline's a little vindictive that way. I'll probs. go home and eat something then head over. Also, do yourself a big favor and go here: http://katherinemarie.muxtape.com/. Then scroll down and listen to Vampire Weekend's "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa". I'm OBSESSED!
Cambria to Anna: that sounds fine. whatever about caroline, i hate that bitch anyway. greek is there, you can stop peeing your pants now.
Anna to Cambria: or START!
Cambria to Anna: eww
Anna to Cambria: Eh I don't know. I'm torn. Part of me wants to go, but that is not the part of me that just looked at my bank statement. Also? I went to Trader Joe's last night and have food in my house. Also? Greek is on tonight, live in your apartment! Are you wedded to it? I'd rather just go to trivia tomorrow. If we even do that.
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
Cambria to Anna: i don't know...i think that caroline will be straight pissed if we skip her b-day party...not. we don't even know that clown. but trivia would be fun. i think i can scrounge up $5 for the occasion. as for tonight, i'm kind of feeling my portfolio. you're welcome to come over and watch tv, although i don't think that greek is on tonight. at least not on family channel. america's funniest home videos, nothing but the classiest. i'm sure we can find something. real housewives? pussilicious wasn't on last night and i nearly had a breakdown.
Anna to Cambria: OH, nevermind, Greek was on yesterday...check your DVR, I think I set it to record, because what's yours is mine apparently. Also, I'm rude. But in fairness, I did tell you I was doing it. I'm concerned that if we don't make it to Caroline's celebration, she won't come to yours. Something to think about. Caroline's a little vindictive that way. I'll probs. go home and eat something then head over. Also, do yourself a big favor and go here: http://katherinemarie.muxtape.com/. Then scroll down and listen to Vampire Weekend's "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa". I'm OBSESSED!
Cambria to Anna: that sounds fine. whatever about caroline, i hate that bitch anyway. greek is there, you can stop peeing your pants now.
Anna to Cambria: or START!
Cambria to Anna: eww
Labels: Anna's boring life, emails, Greek
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