Konichiwa BITCHES!
Who would write such a rude thing? Oh wait, check the contributors because Jenny's finally on this thing (after how many years?!)
So this is what is new: I got fired. But other than that life is peachy.
Yes, it definitely sucks and was a huge blow to my ego. You all would be so proud of me. I didn't go crazy and instead held my head high, thanked them for the opportunity and went on my way. I didn't scream or cry or tell them to shove a diamond up their asses. I guess it's this whole getting old thing and maturity and crap. But, as you all know, I definitely have something up my sleeve.
I am returning a necklace I bought there in a little less than two months. Why then? Because it will be day 119 and still falls within the 120-day return policy. haha bitches! And while I'm there, I'm going to make one of the manager's clean my earrings--I'm a customer now, damnit. They WILL kiss my ass. And I will laugh, and it will be sweet.
So other than that, life has been pretty sweet. I'm living it up with friends that are still here (which are few and far between) and perfecting the art of getting free drinks without being a make-out whore. (And thus far I have done it while I've been here). Hopefully I will have it mastered by the time I come to NY--those boys won't know what hit them!
In other completely unrelated news, greatest quote from a parent came a few days ago. My mom was talking about how she went to take my dad to go see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and how she wasn't aware of them showing penis. I told her a friend of mine went to see the movie and I knew about it. She soon interupted me with "JENNY, I was NOT prepared for THAT MUCH PENIS"
Is it wrong that I wanted to respond with "I am"?
So this is what is new: I got fired. But other than that life is peachy.
Yes, it definitely sucks and was a huge blow to my ego. You all would be so proud of me. I didn't go crazy and instead held my head high, thanked them for the opportunity and went on my way. I didn't scream or cry or tell them to shove a diamond up their asses. I guess it's this whole getting old thing and maturity and crap. But, as you all know, I definitely have something up my sleeve.
I am returning a necklace I bought there in a little less than two months. Why then? Because it will be day 119 and still falls within the 120-day return policy. haha bitches! And while I'm there, I'm going to make one of the manager's clean my earrings--I'm a customer now, damnit. They WILL kiss my ass. And I will laugh, and it will be sweet.
So other than that, life has been pretty sweet. I'm living it up with friends that are still here (which are few and far between) and perfecting the art of getting free drinks without being a make-out whore. (And thus far I have done it while I've been here). Hopefully I will have it mastered by the time I come to NY--those boys won't know what hit them!
In other completely unrelated news, greatest quote from a parent came a few days ago. My mom was talking about how she went to take my dad to go see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and how she wasn't aware of them showing penis. I told her a friend of mine went to see the movie and I knew about it. She soon interupted me with "JENNY, I was NOT prepared for THAT MUCH PENIS"
Is it wrong that I wanted to respond with "I am"?
posted by Jenny at 11:20 AM
2to the Izzo:
AHHHHHH! Friggin finally! You were too good for that job, anyway. I'm so excited for you to come to New York in July!
Another inappropriate but funny response to "I was NOT prepared for THAT MUCH PENIS"?
"Neither was I, but I was hoping for it."
JENNY!!! So glad you came over to the dark side.
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