The perfect job...

BARTENDERS—Applicants must have exceptional people skills, have pride in their appearance and be able to maintain their composure under stressful conditions. High volume experience is a plus, but we will consider training applicants that are otherwise exceptionally well qualified. We have multiple openings here and applicants may be considered for employment at our other locations in San Diego. Full and part time.

This was followed up by:

If you do not enjoy working in a continuous party atmosphere where teamwork and team spirit are paramount, or enjoying the best income in our industry, supplemented by over tipping customers, please do not apply for these positions.

Could this be the perfet job? Granted, it's not quite what I went to college for, but alcohol and everything associated with it is one of the valuable things I learned. Hmm...

Then I realized it was for Dreamgirls and my job hunt continues. ..