Monday, April 28, 2008

Quote worthy moments

Quote of the day: Sunday, April 27th

K: Yes, Carrie, we are primates. Wanna know why? ::wiggles thumbs:: Opposable thumbs. That's the definition of a primite.

C: Okay, but how many times have you seen a monkey use a spoon?

K: Seven.

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

DEATH TO ALL BUGS

I killed a mosquito eater all by myself last night. I am posting this blog to encourage Carrie to post the story, because I think it would be more amusing from her point.

Also- I have a light outside my apt that attracts bugs. And I f'ing hate them. Including all the "cute" ones... butterflies, lady bugs, etc. They freak me out.

The end.

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