To get people to post, I'll try this
Let's have a fun, no-thinking-necessary blog-o-thon, yes, friends? I'll give you a topic: Celebrities you hate for no particular reason. I'll post mine first--please follow suit! I miss you!
1.) Shannyn Sossamon: Nevermind, I have reasons. A.) "Shannyn"? That's not a name. Or, more accurately, not a real spelling of the name "Shannon". B.) She's ugly. I'm sorry. That might sound mean, and, like, holding women to all these cheap superficial standards that I don't want to be held to, but she's an actress, and mostly that means that your looks come under criticism. I seriously don't like her face. C.) She's a pretty lame actress, by my standards.
2.) Mischa Barton: Oh, actually, this is justifiable, too. What I don't like about Mischa Barton is that she's a terrible actress, and also she's got sort of a semi-accent that bugs. Plus, she's not interesting--her face and brain are as vacant as Paris Hilton's--and I don't like how the fashion industry takes her seriously, because once you've convinced Vogue shoppers of your cred, it's just a walk in the park until you're nominated for a stupid Oscar you don't deserve, Keira Knightley.
3.) Tom Cruise: I shouldn't have to explain this one.
4.) Madonna: What's not to hate? The bullshit obsession with/endorsement of Kabbalah (and the attendant red bracelet)? The fake accent? The crazy liberalism without a shred of thought or restraint? The rather disappointing music and performances since Ray of Light? I could go on.
5.) Angelina Jolie: Also needs no explanation.
Now go ahead and post your own!
1.) Shannyn Sossamon: Nevermind, I have reasons. A.) "Shannyn"? That's not a name. Or, more accurately, not a real spelling of the name "Shannon". B.) She's ugly. I'm sorry. That might sound mean, and, like, holding women to all these cheap superficial standards that I don't want to be held to, but she's an actress, and mostly that means that your looks come under criticism. I seriously don't like her face. C.) She's a pretty lame actress, by my standards.
2.) Mischa Barton: Oh, actually, this is justifiable, too. What I don't like about Mischa Barton is that she's a terrible actress, and also she's got sort of a semi-accent that bugs. Plus, she's not interesting--her face and brain are as vacant as Paris Hilton's--and I don't like how the fashion industry takes her seriously, because once you've convinced Vogue shoppers of your cred, it's just a walk in the park until you're nominated for a stupid Oscar you don't deserve, Keira Knightley.
3.) Tom Cruise: I shouldn't have to explain this one.
4.) Madonna: What's not to hate? The bullshit obsession with/endorsement of Kabbalah (and the attendant red bracelet)? The fake accent? The crazy liberalism without a shred of thought or restraint? The rather disappointing music and performances since Ray of Light? I could go on.
5.) Angelina Jolie: Also needs no explanation.
Now go ahead and post your own!
Labels: celebrities
posted by Anonymous at 8:38 AM
1to the Izzo:
OMG Anna, I am SOOO in agreement with every single one of these. ESPECIALLY #1. I know several guys who think she is HOT and I don't get it. What right does she have to star in movies with Heather Ledger, and my future Ex-Husband, Josh Hartnett? Definitely not cute...in fact she looked awkward and mousey in "40 Days and 40 Nights".
Bravo.
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