Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sad

I miss Heath Ledger.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

To get people to post, I'll try this

Let's have a fun, no-thinking-necessary blog-o-thon, yes, friends? I'll give you a topic: Celebrities you hate for no particular reason. I'll post mine first--please follow suit! I miss you!

1.) Shannyn Sossamon: Nevermind, I have reasons. A.) "Shannyn"? That's not a name. Or, more accurately, not a real spelling of the name "Shannon". B.) She's ugly. I'm sorry. That might sound mean, and, like, holding women to all these cheap superficial standards that I don't want to be held to, but she's an actress, and mostly that means that your looks come under criticism. I seriously don't like her face. C.) She's a pretty lame actress, by my standards.

2.) Mischa Barton: Oh, actually, this is justifiable, too. What I don't like about Mischa Barton is that she's a terrible actress, and also she's got sort of a semi-accent that bugs. Plus, she's not interesting--her face and brain are as vacant as Paris Hilton's--and I don't like how the fashion industry takes her seriously, because once you've convinced Vogue shoppers of your cred, it's just a walk in the park until you're nominated for a stupid Oscar you don't deserve, Keira Knightley.

3.) Tom Cruise: I shouldn't have to explain this one.

4.) Madonna: What's not to hate? The bullshit obsession with/endorsement of Kabbalah (and the attendant red bracelet)? The fake accent? The crazy liberalism without a shred of thought or restraint? The rather disappointing music and performances since Ray of Light? I could go on.

5.) Angelina Jolie: Also needs no explanation.

Now go ahead and post your own!

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are SOOOOO copying me!

Uh, Cambria? David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are probably moving down the street from you, or something. Maybe we'll bump into them at the Buck of Stars and get to be lifelong besties!

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