Let's have a fun, no-thinking-necessary blog-o-thon, yes, friends? I'll give you a topic:
Celebrities you hate for no particular reason. I'll post mine first--please follow suit! I miss you!
1.)
Shannyn Sossamon: Nevermind, I have reasons. A.) "Shannyn"? That's not a name. Or, more accurately, not a real spelling of the name "Shannon". B.) She's ugly. I'm sorry. That might sound mean, and, like, holding women to all these cheap superficial standards that I don't want to be held to, but she's an actress, and mostly that means that your looks come under criticism. I seriously don't like her face. C.) She's a pretty lame actress, by my standards.
2.)
Mischa Barton: Oh, actually, this is justifiable, too. What I don't like about Mischa Barton is that she's a terrible actress, and also she's got sort of a semi-accent that bugs. Plus, she's not interesting--her face and brain are as vacant as Paris Hilton's--and I don't like how the fashion industry takes her seriously, because once you've convinced
Vogue shoppers of your cred, it's just a walk in the park until you're nominated for a stupid Oscar you don't deserve,
Keira Knightley.
3.)
Tom Cruise: I shouldn't have to explain this one.
4.)
Madonna: What's not to hate? The bullshit obsession with/endorsement of Kabbalah (and the attendant red bracelet)? The fake accent? The crazy liberalism without a shred of thought or restraint? The rather disappointing music and performances since
Ray of Light? I could go on.
5.)
Angelina Jolie: Also needs no explanation.
Now go ahead and post your own!
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